Let's Get Acquainted

Fill out the provided booking form with all the details, and I’ll be in touch to arrange a date soon! My favourite enquiries are sent this way, and you can expect a reply within 1 business day. Please provide at least 48 hours notice to ensure we don’t miss one another.

Be sure to mention a preferred date/time to call in your initial message if you’d like to chat on the phone before meeting.

If you’ve got any questions, shoot me a direct email via hello@victoriamontague.com.

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 The Fine Print

  • Deposits are a requirement for all bookings and can range from anywhere between 20% to 50% of the total amount, and act as a cancellation fee if you are unable to make our appointment with less than 48 hours notice. Before the 48 hour window, you are able to reschedule our appointment once within the space of 1 month from our original date. In the unlikely circumstance that I need to cancel, your deposit will be returned to you immediately. Due to the amount of planning and pre-booked expenses that go into extended bookings, deposits for Overnights/24 Hour/Multi-Day Dates/tours outside of Melbourne, are strictly non-refundable in the event you need to cancel. Please ensure you have the remaining fee in cash on the day in an unsealed envelope, and a little extra if you just can't get enough.

  • Messages that are polite and have all the necessary information are prioritised over vague requests. The services I offer are vast and cannot be contained to restrictive rolodex “lists”, so I encourage you to let me know what you’re into. If you’re a little shy, I recommend going with The Lover for our first meeting.

  • I personally run my own Twitter, correspondence (emails, calls + texts) and website. My face is blurred to keep my double-life in government espionage under wraps, so if you’re curious about my head - just know that I’ve never had any complaints. I don’t take myself too seriously, but rest assured I am 100% independent and genuine. The real-world screening information you send my way is for my eyes only, automatically encrypted, and copies of anything government issued are not stored. Please note that I do not visit private homes, residences or apartments — outcalls are to hotels only.

  • A shower with all the amenities, fresh towels, a fluffy robe, mouthwash, deodorant and cologne will be at your disposal. If I’m swinging by your place, please ensure you’ve freshened up within the hour of my arrival (don’t forget to trim your nails *wink). Wear whatever you feel most comfortable in and bring an open-mind. Be sure to place the unsealed envelope somewhere where I can see it, or in a gift-bag/within the pages of your favourite book if we’re meeting in public.